The two things I’m most excited about in July are my annual 4th of July party and—cue the internal fireworks—the AbFab movie! I got to thinking last night: wouldn’t it be hilarious if Patsy and Edina, my favorite Brits, crashed my Independence Day party? (Would that make it a Codependence Day Party?)
Eddy would wear LaCroix of course, sweetie-dahling, like a cross between Jimmy Hendricks, Mick Jagger and Mrs. Roper. There’d be a head wrap, naturally, probably with stars and stripes. She might try out the romper trend and joke about wearing a Depends diaper. I can picture her in star-framed sunglasses too. And an explosion of glitter, probably in the crotch area.
Pats would be more subdued (sartorially, not behaviorally) in sheer black Chanel and maybe a McQueen Union Jack bag as an F-you to our holiday. Stuck in her signature queen beehive are red cat eye sunglasses. And in her hands, a bottle of my best vodka. Also my husband’s left butt cheek.
Now that party would be Absolutely Fabulous. Who’s in?