Ab-Fab Fourth

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The two things I’m most excited about in July are my annual 4th of July party and—cue the internal fireworks—the AbFab movie! I got to thinking last night: wouldn’t it be hilarious if Patsy and Edina, my favorite Brits, crashed my Independence Day party? (Would that make it a Codependence Day Party?)

Eddy would wear LaCroix of course, sweetie-dahling, like a cross between Jimmy Hendricks, Mick Jagger and Mrs. Roper. There’d be a head wrap, naturally, probably with stars and stripes. She might try out the romper trend and joke about wearing a Depends diaper. I can picture her in star-framed sunglasses too. And an explosion of glitter, probably in the crotch area.

Pats would be more subdued (sartorially, not behaviorally) in sheer black Chanel and maybe a McQueen Union Jack bag as an F-you to our holiday. Stuck in her signature queen beehive are red cat eye sunglasses. And in her hands, a bottle of my best vodka. Also my husband’s left butt cheek.

Now that party would be Absolutely Fabulous. Who’s in?

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Bachelorette Shopping Party

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My bachelorette party was more chips-and-dip than Chippendales.

And that’s exactly what I wanted. I’m not knocking anything that other women do; but for me, I wanted to avoid the usual shenanigans. And my girls listened.

And so we shopped. And drank champagne. And shopped. And took a detour to watch drag queens lip sync. Which inspired us to challenge each other to a late night lip sync battle. (Did they let me win? Maybe. But I rocked, regardless.)

It was low-key, girlie fun. No crown on my head. Or novelty tee-shirts. Or kisses from strangers. Or strippers in my face. Just four women, magnums of champagne, and a city filled with shops.

As someone who shops for others all the time, it was Freaky-Friday to have the group shop for me—and I loved it! We searched for lingerie, vintage earrings, and some very sexy honeymoon beachwear.

But who will do a bridal-themed shopping tour for you? I Will! I Do!  Just in time for wedding season, here’s a Bitchin’ Bachelorette Tour de Couture.

Totally customizable—do it your way!

  • I’ll help you pick wedding night lingerie, honeymoon clothes,
  • or pre-wedding outfits.
  • PLUS
  • Bottomless bubbly
  • Old-school polaroids
  • Swag bags
  • And cupcakes, because duh.

Just give me a ring (not that kind of ring!) and I’ll take care of the rest. xoxo

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Paint it Red

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I’m genuinely sorry that so many actors will be boycotting the Oscars. Because we’ll miss them on the red carpet. . . where the real competition is!

After years of styling for award shows, I know that more time goes into getting that look right than the months it took Leo to morph into a grizzly bear-man. We regularly went through 15 different dresses, only to decide to do a custom piece with a designer. Then the nails! And the hair! And the make-up! Week after week of experimentation, dieting, and obsessive pinterest-ing—only to have the hero look wrinkled and ruined by a rambunctious limo ride or an unflattering pose on camera.

Thank Gucci I’m just watching from home this year!

But it is possible to have all the fun of the red carpet without the dress stress: take a Red Carpet Tour de Couture. Join me!

* Tour some of LA’s best red carpet designers
* Learn the inside tricks and tips of a red carpet stylist
* Drive down Hollywood Blvd to see where the red carpets are set up
* Have a luxe lunch near the venue itself
* Take a makeup lesson and learn how to contour and glow like the stars
* And of course, drink champagne!

Go to www.tourdecouturela.com to reserve– and get ready to paint the town red!

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