Ab-Fab Fourth

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The two things I’m most excited about in July are my annual 4th of July party and—cue the internal fireworks—the AbFab movie! I got to thinking last night: wouldn’t it be hilarious if Patsy and Edina, my favorite Brits, crashed my Independence Day party? (Would that make it a Codependence Day Party?)

Eddy would wear LaCroix of course, sweetie-dahling, like a cross between Jimmy Hendricks, Mick Jagger and Mrs. Roper. There’d be a head wrap, naturally, probably with stars and stripes. She might try out the romper trend and joke about wearing a Depends diaper. I can picture her in star-framed sunglasses too. And an explosion of glitter, probably in the crotch area.

Pats would be more subdued (sartorially, not behaviorally) in sheer black Chanel and maybe a McQueen Union Jack bag as an F-you to our holiday. Stuck in her signature queen beehive are red cat eye sunglasses. And in her hands, a bottle of my best vodka. Also my husband’s left butt cheek.

Now that party would be Absolutely Fabulous. Who’s in?

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Bachelorette Shopping Party

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My bachelorette party was more chips-and-dip than Chippendales.

And that’s exactly what I wanted. I’m not knocking anything that other women do; but for me, I wanted to avoid the usual shenanigans. And my girls listened.

And so we shopped. And drank champagne. And shopped. And took a detour to watch drag queens lip sync. Which inspired us to challenge each other to a late night lip sync battle. (Did they let me win? Maybe. But I rocked, regardless.)

It was low-key, girlie fun. No crown on my head. Or novelty tee-shirts. Or kisses from strangers. Or strippers in my face. Just four women, magnums of champagne, and a city filled with shops.

As someone who shops for others all the time, it was Freaky-Friday to have the group shop for me—and I loved it! We searched for lingerie, vintage earrings, and some very sexy honeymoon beachwear.

But who will do a bridal-themed shopping tour for you? I Will! I Do!  Just in time for wedding season, here’s a Bitchin’ Bachelorette Tour de Couture.

Totally customizable—do it your way!

  • I’ll help you pick wedding night lingerie, honeymoon clothes,
  • or pre-wedding outfits.
  • PLUS
  • Bottomless bubbly
  • Old-school polaroids
  • Swag bags
  • And cupcakes, because duh.

Just give me a ring (not that kind of ring!) and I’ll take care of the rest. xoxo

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